Guest Post

Who’s the Best Boyfriend: Werewolf or Vampire?

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I’m excited to be here on EverAfter Romance today. For all you paranormal readers, I invited two special guests—Mr. Werewolf and Lord Vampire—for some fun insight into what it’s like dating a supernatural.

Juliette turns to her guests on the sofa Thank you, gentlemen, for joining me today for this interview on EverAfter Romance. Inquiring minds want to know who would be the best boyfriend for the modern girl. If you don’t mind, let’s get right to it. First question. Where would you take a girl for a romantic first date?

Mr. Werewolf: I would take her somewhere private and intimate so I could devote attention only to her. Perhaps a woodland picnic by moonlight.

Lord Vampire: That’s also where a serial killer might take her.

Mr. Werewolf: You would know, blood-sucker.

Lord Vampire: chuckles

Juliette: Okay then, Lord Vampire. Where might you take a girl for a romantic date?

Lord Vampire: My castle, of course. For a quiet, candle-lit dinner surrounded by opulence and luxury befitting her. I would treat her like a queen.

Mr. Werewolf: Not every woman cares for your money.

Lord Vampire: Wealth is an attractive attribute, but you wouldn’t know. Anyway, I have many other…virtues she would find appealing.

Mr. Werewolf: Yeah. Like gouging your teeth inside her.

Lord Vampire: Among other things.

Juliette: Guys, guys! Please let’s move on to the next question. Lord Vampire, we’ll start with you. What body part do you find most attractive on a woman?

Lord Vampire: Her eyes. I like the way she looks at the world. And at me. Especially when we’re enjoying one another.

Juliette fans self And you, Mr. Werewolf?

Mr. Werewolf: Her legs. Watching a beautiful woman walk is like looking at heaven.

Lord Vampire: And what about when they’re running away? Like say, from your insect-infested picnic?

Mr. Werewolf: Shut up, princess.

Lord Vampire: grins

Juliette: Moving right along, gentlemen. Mr. Werewolf, how would you approach a pretty girl in a bar?

Mr. Werewolf: I’m not much for pick-up lines. More a straightforward kind of guy. scratches five o’clock shadow that looks more like a midnight shadow Probably walk up and say, I’ve been watching you from across the room all night, and I couldn’t let a beauty like you leave without getting your name.

Lord Vampire: You do know that stalking is a crime as well?

Mr. Werewolf: growls

Lord Vampire: A misdemeanor, but still.

Juliette: Ahem! And you, Lord Vampire? How would you sweet talk a lady?

Lord Vampire: Darling…leans in close to Ms. Cross with an arm on the back of the sofa, intensely focused…I thought your eyes were blue when I walked into the room. But I can see now how wrong I was. The color of the eastern sky at dawn. The color of the deepest part of the ocean. The color of the heavens on the starriest night. None can compare to you, my darling.

Mr. Werewolf: Her eyes are green, dips#@t.

Lord Vampire: leans back in place Doesn’t matter. It worked.

Juliette: swallows but has no saliva Well, I’d say there’s more to wooing a girl than a pretty turn of phrase.

Mr. Werewolf: Got that right.

Juliette: turns to Mr. Werewolf Other than material possessions, what can you offer a woman that would make her fall for you?

Mr. Werewolf: Unwavering loyalty and devotion. Protection from any physical threat to her. A strong shoulder to cry on. And…a feral grin spreads wide…lots and lots of endurance.

Lord Vampire: For what? Weightlifting? I’m sure you do. As for the other—

Juliette: And how about you, Lord Vampire. What would you offer?

Lord Vampire: Other than material possessions, you said? Like diamonds, cars, clothes, shoes, a personal chef, spa treatments at least once a week, trips to Paris, London, Rome, and summers on my yacht in the Mediterranean?

Juliette: Yes…other than…all of those things.

Lord Vampire: Well, other than multiple orgasms nightly, I’d offer her…myself. Heart and soul, darling.

Mr. Werewolf: rolls eyes

Juliette: Well. exhales a deep sigh That about wraps up our interview. Thank you, gentlemen, for your insightful Q&A. And now, ladies, I ask you, who would make the best boyfriend? #TeamWolf or #TeamVamp?


ABOUT THE AUTHOR 

Juliette lives in lush, moss-laden Louisiana where she lives with her husband, four kids, and black lab, Kona.

Multi-published author of paranormal and urban fantasy romance, she loves reading and writing brooding characters, mysterious settings, persevering heroines, and dark, sexy heroes. 

From the moment she read JANE EYRE as a teenager, she fell in love with the Gothic romance. Even then, she not only longed to read more novels set in Gothic worlds, she wanted to create her own.

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RedLily_500ABOUT THE BOOK 

When Red falls for the Big Bad Wolf…

The Black Lily resistance needs a larger army if they are to defeat the vampire monarchy. In order to do so, former lieutenant and traitor to the vampire Crown, Nikolai must seek help from the red-hooded temptress he needs to avoid at all costs. The secret he carries could prove dangerous for her if she gets too close…even though keeping her close—very close—is the only thing on his mind.

Sienna will do anything for the Black Lily, and when Nikolai asks for her assistance to gain the trust of the commonwealth, it’s the last thing she wants to do. The thought of leaving her woods and her wolves behind is terrifying…not to mention the danger being with Nikolai poses.


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